The Curator
You don’t have a collection, you have a cast of characters. Each bottle is a version of you for a different day, and you love that you get to choose between them. That’s not excess. That’s range.
The problem isn’t that you own too many. It’s that the decision itself has started to feel like work, and most mornings you end up with the same handful while the rest sit waiting for a turn that doesn’t come. I can see it on your shelf.
I’m not going to ask you to downsize. I’m going to help you wear what you already have.
